Where's your will to be weird?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever been cheated on or cheated yourself?

Well I’ve never cheated, but while I was on a break with someone, they slept with someone else but I don’t know if that would count

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carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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ever hear a joke so unfunny it takes laughs from you

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