Where's your will to be weird?

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

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Anonymous asked: Johanna delete all these idiotic messages, why are you replying to them, and posting them!! Stupid insecure people. Shame really, life must be pretty shitty for them.

You’re right, I’m done replying.

Anonymous asked: Anon...what the fuck are you doing????? Go home asshole!!!!

Yup

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Anonymous asked: Are you fat?

Idk, am I?

Anonymous asked: I guess it's whatever you have in the pantry then? (Mine are Doritos)

Most likely

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Anonymous asked: What's your fave junk food? (Serious question though..)

Don’t really have one

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Anonymous asked: You're cute when you're angry

Ok

Anonymous asked: These anon assholes better stfu!!! Who are these keyboard warriors. Fucking mofos! Like, why would you even do or say that to anyone. They're life just be truly shit or you have pissed them off. The best way to get back at haters is to make then hate you more. So let's go on a tea date hon!! Love ya xx

Sounds good to me!!

Anonymous asked: Wtf?!? Is wrong with people????!!! That's beyond fuxking cruel!! You're beautiful! Ignore the dumb cunts!! Your man loves you & so do your followers. Fucking twats!!!!!!!!!

Couldn’t of said it better, thank you.

Tiny Hand